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The Jimmy Blog.
The blog has moved to
http://www.exile-on-k-street.blogspot.com
Tuesday, September 26, 2006.
Radio Jimmy is back on the air - as a pod cast on the
Matt and John Show...
Friday, September 21, 2006.
World Car Free Day. I never pledged not to
drive my car, unlike most of my brethren on the CART Board. Yet I
did briefly contemplate working at home all day, and in the morning I
happily padded around the house in my bathrobe and slippers. After
a while I grew restless, so I got dressed and hopped into my aging Camry
with its four-cylinder internal combustion engine. On the drive to
the office around one o'clock in a light rain, the lines of traffic were
as huge and as hideous as anything that I had ever seen.
Thursday, September 21, 2006.
My 82-year-old mother called me from Paducah today.
She had just received a Judy Collins CD and a copy of Jim Derych's book
Confessions of a Former
Ditto-Head that I Amazon-ed to her. During a recent visit she
had casually mentioned that she'd like to have Judy Collin's greatest
hits. She also not-so-casually mentioned politics; I sensed that
the angst amongst conservative Republicans is slowly being elevated to a
near-fever pitch. As such, while I was in the middle of
point-click-buy, I decided to toss in Jim's book, which is based
on his Kos Blogs (see earlier posts). "I got the book and the CD
today, " my mother said tersely, "and I'm making some notes to talk to
you about. There's a lot going on that you don't understand."
"You're welcome, ma," I countered, "and what is it that I don't
understand? The drivel that you listen to on Fox and Rush?" "Well,
what are your news sources?" she wanted to know. "Ma, we have this
same conversation every time that we talk politics. I don't watch
TV. I read the NY Times,
Reuters, the
CJ,
CBC,
BBC, The Berliner Morgenpost,
and occasionally La Presse."
She changed the subject. "I suppose that you've been out
campaigning," and there was a surprising amount of derision in her
voice. "A little," I said, "but not as much as I want to. By
the way, when you read the book, it's best not to try and listen to Rush at the
same time." "Hrmph," was all she said. The
political debate between my Republican mother and her Democrat son,
heretofore always spirited but always deferential, is becoming
acrimonious.
Wednesday, September 20, 2006.
I'm at
it again - lobbing grenades at the enemy, with a little help from my
friends . Problem is, the "enemy" has
a $2 million howitzer, and they're starting to lob 16" shells back...
Saturday,
September 16,
2006.
I continue to be astounded by aberrant human nature
and its political ramifications, dear reader. A few weeks ago I
told you how I'd learned that in politics, sometimes ambition =
ruthlessness; I've since also learned that ambition, for some people at
least, requires the complete abandonment of conscience.
Friday,
September 15,
2006.
Today I sent the IRS a substantial amount of money to
cover my estimated tax payments for the third quarter of 2006. I
won't tell you how much I sent, other than to let you know that my
contribution funded the war in Iraq for approximately 1.3 seconds.
Thursday,
September 14,
2006.
Watching Barak Obama one cannot help but think that
the man will be President of the United States someday, and that that
will be a good thing. He has enormous talent and charisma, and
there can be no doubt that he is the fastest rising star in American
politics today. Indeed, as I write this a few days after seeing
him speak at
Slugger Field in Louisville, there is already talk of an Obama bid
in '08, even though he is still just a junior senator. I'd love to
see him on a ticket with Al Gore...
It was worth going to the Dem rally just to hear
Obama speak, but attendance at the free event still came at a price.
What should have been a 90-minute rally was stretched into an
excruciating three-hour extravaganza, complete with a
momentum-killing intermission. Jerry Lundergren's Steve Balmer-style
screechy speech was mildly amusing, but all things considered we
Democrats still have a lot to learn about how to throw a party.
Mon day,
September 11,
2006.
I imagine that if Abraham Lincoln were
alive today, he would probably give a speech that goes something like
this:
Four score and one-hundred fifty years
ago, our mothers and fathers brought forth on this continent a new
nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all
men and women are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great war of
ideology, testing whether that nation, or any nation, so conceived and
so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of
that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final
resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might
live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate—we can not consecrate—we can
not hallow—this ground. The brave men and women, living and dead, who
struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or
detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here,
but it can never forget what they did here, and what happened here. It
is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished
work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is
rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us
— that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause
for which they gave the last full measure of devotion — that we here
highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain — that this
nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom — and that
government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not
perish from the earth.
Thursday, September
7,
2006.
JY fundraiser at Virginia Woodward's house. All
the Young Dems were there. Well, not all of them. Several,
actually, were conspicuous by their absence without an excuse. But
the turnout was pretty good, considering that Young Dems have no money
(much like their older counterparts). Left a bit early to go hear
Yitzhak Perlman at the Kentucky Center. Poor old guy can barely
walk, but the sound of his violin is still like the voice of heaven.
Friday, September 1,
2006.
We had a
hell of an 8664 Gallery Hop tonight. I'm gonna
estimate the crowd at 200 people, because there's no one to refute my
claim ;-) Seriously, I'll bet that at least a hundred souls passed
through our doors this evening, thanks in no small part to the free
wine, food, and live music that we hastily arranged. Kudos to my
buddies Inka and Liz, U of L researchers extraordinaire that they are,
for helping to put it all together. We are making progress, and
we're beginning to reach the critical masses with our message. A
few days ago Tyler went to a lunchtime briefing on the bridges project
where Anne Northup was in attendance (I was supposed to be there, but I
got hosed up with some biz commitments... No, that's not true. I
just plain forgot to put it in my calendar.) Anyway, Tyler snagged
a card with questions that were passed to Annie et al - he saved one of
the cards with a question that never got asked. it read something
like this: "I just wish that this 8664 business would go away, but every
day I see more yard signs and more bumper stickers. What's up with
that?" We're what's up, that's what!
Thursday, August 31,
2006.
I had a MasterCard moment at the ACLU Dinner tonight where
Helen Thomas spoke. I spent time
upstairs with her at an inner-sanctum social hour before the ACLU dinner
(cost me an extra 100 bucks but I thought it was worth it).
Anyway, the dinner was held in the giant hall at the Kentucky Convention
Center, where almost 1000 people were waiting to hear her speak.
Helen entered the hall just ahead of me, and she paused for just a
moment at the entrance. Me being me, I couldn't resist bellowing,
"Mr. Speaker, Helen Thomas!" She turned and smiled at me.
Dinner ticket: $50. Inner sanctum reception: $100.
Dry-cleaning bill for suit: $15. Getting the great Helen Thomas to
smile at me: Priceless.
Tuesday, August 29,
2006.
Distributing 8664 yard signs is a pain in the butt.
Not because they're 8664 yard signs; I believe in the cause fervently,
or I wouldn't volunteer for such pain-in-the-butt duty as yard sign
distribution. Try it sometime, dear reader, and you'll see what I
mean. It's tedious. It's frustrating. And it's very,
very time consuming. And 8664 supporters, it seems, have a
maddening propensity for living in obscure alleys, the very ends of
dead-end streets, or the invisible corners of hard-to-find cul-de-sacs.
Oh, well. At least they're on our side.
I finished my biennial flight instructor refresher
course today. Flight instructors have to renew their certificates
every two years by taking some kind of recurrent training, which these
days can be done on the net. It's not a big deal, although it
takes about ten hours to complete. I've done it for years, but now
the course includes a TSA-mandated section about vigilance and terrorism
prevention. The literature was replete with pictures of the World
Trade Center on 9/11 and small airplanes that had been run into
buildings by lunatics. The course reminded me that I must now seek
permission from TSA before giving flight instruction to anyone who is
not a U.S. citizen - a group that includes my wife, many of my friends,
and a fairly large part of my extended family. The whole thing was
bloody depressing.
Saturday, August 26,
2006.
Stumping for JY in the south end. Canvassing a
neighborhood, I've found, is a bit like scuba diving without a mask.
It's difficult to keep your eyes open, but if you manage to do that,
what you see will fascinate you, and the whole process will be a
transformative experience.
Wednesday, August 22,
2006.
The Jimmy Empire Strikes Back. Complimentary message from
David Hawpe afterward. I wrote back and told him that I look
forward to a friendly rivalry. Special thanks to a special friend for
helping to make that happen by keeping a proper governor on my engine.
We're building a pretty nice race car :-)
Monday, August 21,
2006.
The rumble of distant guns has been heard, dear
reader. New intel just received concerning the enemy's intended
battle plan. As a result, we are digging our trenches a little
deeper...
Happy Birthday, AJ! You never called me back,
you bum! Will take you flying to Owensboro for some Moonlight
Barbecue when you finally do.
Friday, August 18,
2006.
Friday afternoon beer and BS session with my 8664
buddies Tyler Allen and J.C. Stites. "Do we have a MySpace
account?" J.C. asked at one point. "I've got one but I hate it," I
said derisively. "I did it for my campaign but got nowhere with
it. MySpace really is just for teenage kids to horse around with.
And their profiles are all junky with crazy colors and hard-to-read
fonts and all kinds of crap..." "Gee, Jimmy," Tyler interrupted me,
"that's the first time that I've ever heard you sound old."
Thursday, August 17,
2006.
Tonight I was lucky enough to
watch a Louisville Bats baseball game with one of the team
owners in his hospitality suite. "See those trees out in right
field?" he asked me, "during one of our partner meetings one guy
proposed cutting them down. We asked him why, and he said, 'So that
people driving by on the highway can see the ballpark!' Well, we
told him, it is a ball park, isn't it?" "Yeah,"
I answered, "but just wait 'till the giant Flying Spaghetti Monster gets
built right out there in right field. People won't have any
trouble seeing the ballpark then!" "Hmm," my host muttered,
and I could tell that the subject bothered him. "I-64
was never meant to run through the city like that, " he continued.
"Nope," was all I said.
Slugger Field is a beautiful
ballpark, but the construction of a Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster made
of concrete just outside its confines will just about ruin it all.
Tuesday, August 15,
2006.
"You sent the wrong message with your August 7th
post," a friend chided me. She was referring to my comments about
how lucky I felt to be sitting in Wellfleet on Cape Cod, happily eating
oysters. I compared my life to those who live in places like
Beirut or Baghdad or Bangladesh. She probably had a point, because
the whole vision of Wellfleet is that of a life of privilege.
That's too bad, because what I meant to convey was that I was
happy to be sitting in Wellfleet, eating oysters, sharing good times
with good friends, and not having to worry about being shot at,
car-bombed, or mud-slid into oblivion. We could've been just
as happy eating our oysters in Gary Indiana. Well, almost as
happy.
This same friend once related to me with chagrin
about how most of her friends react when she tells them of her travels
to "Third World" countries. She's been to lots of places like
Guatemala, where people live simply, but happily and peacefully. "Oh,"
her friends will tell her, "those kinds of experiences must make you
really appreciate what we have here." My friend and I both grow a little
sad when we hear comments like that, because it demonstrates to us just
how out of touch we in our "First World" society are becoming. Too
often we substitute the "pleasure" of material comforts for real
happiness, to the point where our emotional and intellectual well-being
is now largely misplaced. Too much of what we think and feel about
ourselves is now money-driven in a direction that, ultimately, can only
be destructive. That's the very problem that I tried the most to rage
against during my little campaign for Congress.
A few years ago I went to hear a Russian cellist
perform in Louisville. I wish that I could remember his name,
because he was brilliant. Anyway, he conducted a seminar for music
students the day before his performance, and he was less than
enthusiastic about what he heard. "What's the matter with you
Americans?" he asked with dismay. "You play with no passion.
Have you lost your souls?" I've always remembered that poignant
question of his, and I've always hoped that he's wrong. But I
often fear that he's right.
Monday, August 14,
2006.
I drove and flew all day. From Montreal across
the border to the Highgate Vermont Airport, where the little Mooney was
waiting for me. Long lines at the border crossing, where I
rued the fact that my hard-won
NEXUS card was of
no use - the special lane is only open from 6:30 to 8:00 AM. NEXUS
is a bi-lateral U.S. Canadian program to pre-clear frequent travelers -
one has to be background-checked by both governments, biometrically
fingerprinted, photographed, and interviewed. I did all of that,
but my card is only good for limited hours at two border crossings - and
it's no good when I fly commercial or private aircraft. To top it
all off, my name is on the no-fly watch list - or one of them at least.
Five years after 9/11, all of the talk about effectively using advanced
technology to combat terrorist threats is still largely that - a lot of
talk.
The last leg of my journey was a flight from Long
Island to Louisville. The headwinds were so strong that I
had to make a fuel stop in West Virginia. As I approached
Louisville in the nighttime gloom, the winds kept getting stronger, and
I though that I'd never land. When I finally did, I was amazed at
how hot and muggy it was, in spite of the effects from an advancing cold
front. And I had forgotten how much louder Kentucky cicadas are
than their Canadian brethren.
Sunday, August 13,
2006.
As it turns out my neighbor in Montreal is a
climatologist. He's a Welsh scientist, now working on a research
grant from the Government of Canada, and his job is to assess the impact
of global warming and acid rain on North America's climate. On his
first day as my neighbor, which happened to be Derby Day last year, I
plied him with some of my finest small-batch bourbon whiskey, and we
argued earth sciences for hours on end. We've been arguing about
that ever since - in a neighborly way, of course. He's a very
intelligent but very opinionated guy, particularly when fortified with
fine Kentucky Bourbon, which he grudgingly admits is a worthy rival to
good Scotch. I had dinner with him today on our common back porch.
"Seen Al's movie yet?" I asked him. "No," he grumbled, "I don't go in
for all of that populist stuff." "But it's a good film," I pointed
out, "and we've got to get the message out to the masses somehow."
"Yeah," my neighbor groused, "they make us do 'outreach' too, but I
don't like it." "Well," I told him, "there's a huge disconnect
between science and the common man that's only growing larger, and
that's how the popular press is able to latch on to foolish notions like
the 'junk science' myth." "True, but I hate it anyway, "answered
the Welshman, "especially when some idiot Nobel laureate in physics
proselytizes about climate change even though he has no idea what he's
talking about." "Well," I answered, "that's where Al's film can help."
We talked for a while about the relationship between atmospheric CO2
content and the rise in global temperature. "The model that Gore refers
to is too simple," my neighbor said, "because it doesn't take into
account the exponential effects of moisture content on temperature
variations." "So, do we have more or less than the ten years to do
something, like Al claims, before we cause irreversible climate change?"
"We don't know," said the Welshman quietly. "But we do know that the
earth is getting rapidly warmer, and that the effects of that are going
to be very unpleasant." We were both very quiet then for a while.
Before I left I offered to let him keep one of my bottles of
bourbon, as I don't drink it very often, but he politely declined.
Wednesday, August 9, 2006.
Interesting article today from Agence France-Press,
reprinted in the
Canadian Cyberpress (sorry, as you might expect, the article is in
French). Anyway, it says that the most expensive cities in the world are
Oslo, London, Copenhagen, Zurich, and Tokyo. The authors of the
"expense" study, UBS Bank of Switzerland, made some of their calculat ions
based on the time it takes an average person to earn, after taxes, the
price of a Big Mac. They did that, of course, just so that their
dry, factual, very boring study would get reprinted in the popular
press. What the study doesn't say is that, in most countries, pre-tax
earnings will buy you decent health care, up to and including free
open-heart surgery in most Scandinavian countries, which is probably
what you'll need if you convert too much of your post-tax wages into Big
Macs.
Mon day,
August 7, 2006.
I'm incredibly lucky to have the time and the means
to flit from coast to coast on occasion (please note that I have neither
the time nor the means to do so more than occasionally). From San Fran I
flew (part commercial, part me) to Cape Cod, where I'm also incredibly
lucky to have some good friends who happen to have the means (which, by
no means are the same as my means) to have a place there. We drank
wine, happily devoured several dozen Wellfleet Oysters (which, btw, are
my new candidates for best in the world), and remained thankfully aware
that we are among the lucky ones on this planet. I spend a lot of
time these days comparing the quality of my life to, say, those of us
who live (or die) in Beirut or Baghdad or Bangladesh. I try not to
dwell on all of that, but it's a good thing to do sometimes, because it
keeps you from ever even needing to compare your life to that of people
who hang out, say, in Wellfleet or Wimbledon or Washington.
Satur day, July 29, 2006.
San Francisco has always been my favorite big city in
the U.S. I first started coming here in the early 1980s, back in
the days when I worked on image processing research projects down the
road in Sunnyvale. We had it tough in those days, dear reader. We
were trying to manipulate some extremely large files (megabytes worth!)
of image data using fancy mathematical algorithms while saddled with woefully
inadequate, early 1980s computing technology. It wasn't easy, but we
were well-funded; it was all Ronald Reagan-era defense work. We built
some very complicated hardware using millions of your 1980 tax dollars.
Now, I'm pretty sure, this $2000 laptop that I'm using at the moment is
probably ten times more powerful than anything that we developed back
then. But the work that we did in those days is partly
responsible, at least, for the fact that this laptop even exists. That's
the rationale that I'm going with, anyway. In any event I always tried
to add a day or two onto my trips so that I could hang out a little in the
City by the Bay. It is a lovely place, and it's still a lot of fun
to do touristy things like huff and puff your way up Russian Hill and Coit Tower and to have a beer at
Vesuvio in honor of all the dead Beat-era writers whose pictures adorn
the walls. But on this trip I
did something a little different - outside the lines of tourists waiting
to ride the cable cars, away from the shadow of mega-stores like Nordstrom's,
Abercrombie and Fitch and the like there is a part of town with the odd name of
Tenderloin - and there you won't find many tourists .
Instead, you'll find plenty of drug-addled, sad, shabby people, living
in abject poverty in the heart of America's most beautiful city.
In one snippet of conversation that I heard on the street, a tall gaunt
white man with a ragged gray beard told his friend as I passed, "... and
then I'm gonna get me some HEROIN..." That was all that I heard.
And then I thought to myself, guns don't kill people, and people don't
kill people. Drugs kill people, and drug abuse is destroying the
fabric of our society from the inside out. It isn't the kind of
destruction that's easy to see through the tinted windows of an SUV
while driving through suburbia, but it's there. We're losing the
war on drugs - badly. We're no longer even fighting the fight,
really. And unless we drastically change our tactics, we will be
defeated.
Wednesday, July 26, 2006.
Had a conversation with my buddy Ingrid today, prior
to my departure for California. Happily ensconced as we are in
cooler climes, me in Montreal and she at her summer place in Cape Cod,
we mused for a moment about the poor, harried Californians and their
recent heat wave. "I'm taking a waffle iron and a high-powered
hair dryer on my trip," I told I. "I'm gonna plug them both in a
the same time - and that one extra Jim and his power demands are gonna
be the straw that breaks the camel's back - the whole California power
grid is going down like a stack of dominos!" "Don't you dare!" she
replied, and I could tell that not all of her dismay was mock.
Sometimes even my closest friends don't know what to make of me - and
that's the way that I like it :-)
Monday, July 24, 2006.
Just finished slogging through our dear government's
CCR website - The
Central Contractor Registration system, for all of you who are
acronym-challenged. IF you are a small business AND you want to do
business with Uncle, THEN you have to complete the CCR process, which, dear
reader, is about as pleasant as a tooth extraction. Maybe that's
why I've hesitated to do so all of these years, during which time I
managed to keep my biz happily entrenched in the private sector.
But I can't ignore the public sector opportunities any longer, and so I
am plunging (blindly) ahead with the requisite forms. One must
select from a dizzying array of North American Industry Classification
System Codes, Standard Industrial Classification Codes, Product Service
Codes, and Federal Supply Classification Codes, as well as suffer
through the provision of a nauseating amount of other information. In
the list of Product Service Codes and Federal Supply Classification
Codes from which one must select up to twenty applicable categories, I
was a bit taken aback to discover that the first two choices in each
list are "weapons" and "nuclear ordnance." What does that say
about us? Nothing, I hope, except that the lists are a bit
outdated, at least as far as the "nuclear ordnance" part is concerned.
If it makes you feel any better, there are frequent references to
"punched card equipment" in the lists as well. Does that make you
feel any better? It doesn't help me much.
Sunday, July 23, 2006.
Am in Montreal, headed for California and On the Road
for the next few weeks and reading the book, ironically, for perhaps the
5th time. I always knew that it was a brilliant book, but since
it's been a few years since I last picked it up I had almost managed to
forget just how brilliant it is. If you haven't read it lately,
dear reader, well then may I recommend that you do so? You won't
be sorry. I can't help but compare my own trip now with that of the Beat
gang's travels almost sixty years ago; it seems that in their
poverty-stricken Buddhist misery they had all of the fun and the only
thing that most of us experience, moving as we do between jetliners,
flying over Iowa and sitting in comfortable hotel rooms, is some kind of
antiseptic emptiness. Allow me to leave you for now with the
book's last paragraph. I've modified it a bit, substituting for
the name of the real Dean Moriarty:
"So in America when the sun goes down and I sit
on the old broken-down river pier watching the long, long skies over New
Jersey and sense all that raw land that rolls in one unbelievable huge
bulge over the West Coast, and all that road going, all the people
dreaming in the immensity of it, and in Iowa I know by now the children
must be crying in the land where they let children cry, and tonight the
stars'll be out, and don't you know that God is Pooh Bear? the evening
star must be drooping and shedding her sparkler dims on the prairie,
which is just before the coming of complete night that blesses the
earth, darkens all rivers, cups the peaks and folds the final shore in,
and nobody, nobody knows what's going to happen to anybody besides the
forlorn rags of growing old, I think of Neal Cassidy, I even think of
Old Neal Cassidy the father we never found, I think of Neal Cassidy."
- Jack Kerouac
Thursday, July 20, 2006.
Hard to believe that it's been 37 years. Took this pic myself;
that's probably as close as I'll ever get to the place - sigh.
Wednesday, July 19, 2006.
Had a couple of beers today near Washington DC today
with a guy who happens to be a reasonably mid-to-high-level official in
a reasonably well-known Very Large Government Agency (VLGA). "Know what's wrong with the
system?" he asked, as if I didn't know. "We spend all of this
effort making people swear that they're unable to work before we'll give
them any benefits, " he continued, "and then when we finally do
give them benefits, we spend the rest of their lives trying to find them
a job."
Friday, July 14, 2006.
Happy Bastille Day, Ma. And happy 82nd
birthday. Wanted to come and visit you, but the weather got in the
way. But may everyone eat some cake anyway. Let them all eat cake.
Thurs day, July 13, 2006.
Almost two full months since my inaugural campaign
ended, dear reader, and I am still learning, no, I am just beginning to
learn, all about what politics really means. And what have I
learned of late? This week's lesson is, unfortunately, that for some people,
ambition = ruthlessness. Be very careful about friendships that you
forge in the political arena, dear reader.
Wednesd ay, July 12, 2006.
Because I could not stop for Death—
He kindly stopped for me—
The Carriage held but just Ourselves—
And Immortality.
We slowly drove—He knew no haste
And I had put away
My labor and my leisure too,
For His Civility...
- Emily Dickenson (712)
Tuesd ay, July 11, 2006.
My second CART Board meeting. I realized today
just how anti-car some of these guys are; four of them biked,
bused, or did both in a heavy rain to make the meeting. We
discussed an alliance with 8664, but some dissent over the construction
of the eastern bridge arose. Some believe that the eastern bridge
will never be built; others merely oppose it because they're against
anything that promotes the use of fossil fuel-powered vehicles. I, for one, think
that the bridge ought to be built - if that is, we can ever really find
the money for it..
Saturday, July 8, 2006.
Finally entered JY's HQ for a meetup. Eleanor
Jordan spoke for a while, and gave us canvassing advice. JY sat
patiently through the whole thing and announced that he had a new
campaign manager, but didn't say who it was. The description that
he gave made the new manager sound very much like a friend of mine, but
it turns out that it was someone else...
Thurs day, July
6, 2006.
First weekly 8664 roundtable amongst us
co-conspirators. We had a good crowd; T.A. and J.C. were both
there, along with Patrick Piuma, who I met at the Urban Design Center
during my campaign, Ken Herndon, who is County Judge Exec (a largely
ceremonial title these days), Dan Borsch, back from vacation and looking
for a cause, and Justin and Tiffany, two young interns who have lent
themselves to the campaign for the summer. We drank a few beers
and plotted a little strategy. It's a talented group and a
good group. I hope that we can keep it going. If you wish to
join us, dear reader, then get thee to the BBC Tap Room at 636 E. Main
any Thursday around 4:00. We'll drink and schwetz 'till rush hour
is past...
Wednesday, July 5, 2006
Already been yelled at by a member of the U of L
Alumni Board, to which I was recently elected, and I haven't even been
to my first meeting. Actually, the member in question is my buddy,
and she gently chided me for circulating the following letter to my
fellow board members, saying that it isn't kosher for me to politicize
my new position:
Fellow Board Members:
I'm gonna hit the ground running with a little
political activism, if you don't mind. I had a conversation with Tyler
Allen (who became my buddy during the congressional campaign) and he
complained that during his meetings with Jerry Abramson, our dear mayor
chided Mr. Allen by asking him repeatedly, "are you an engineer?"
Well, Tyler may not be, but we are. I humbly request that all engineers,
urban planners, or others with qualifying technical backgrounds join me
in telling Mayor Jer that we support the 8664 initiative. For those of
you who do, the string below will automatically generate a simple e-mail
message that will be directed to the mayor's office. A copy will be sent
to an account on one of my company's mail servers. If you support 8664,
I strongly urge you to sign this e-mail message and send it to the
mayor. I'll print copies of your messages and deliver them to Jerry when
(if) I can get a meeting with him. Please forward this message to anyone
at U of L (or even at UK, if you know any engineers there ;-)
mailto:mayor@louisvilleky.gov?cc=8664@jwmit.com&subject=I%20support%208664&body=%0dMayor%20Abramson:%0d%0dI%20am%20an%20engineer,%20and%20I%20support%20the%208664%20initiative.%20In%20my%20professional%20opinion,%20removing%20I-64%20from%20Louisville's%20riverfront%20is%20not%20only%20feasible,%20but%20necessary%20for%20the%20continued%20revitalization%20of%20our%20city.%20As%20a%20voter%20and%20an%20engineer,%20I%20strongly%20urge%20you%20to%20join%20me%20in%20supporting%208664.%0d%0dRegards,%0d
Monday, July 3, 2006Met today with Tyler Allen et al
at 8664 HQ. We jawed for a while about the efficacy of bringing
a rail system across the Ohio from Indiana on or near the old
L&I Bridge; one guy (who shall remain anonymous here) told me,
much to my surprise, that Mitch McConnell actually supports the
idea of a light rail system for Louisville, but that he's going
to keep his mouth shut until after November, because our current
3rd District Rep, Anne Northup, opposes it.
I promised Tyler that I would muster a group of my old
engineering professors and that we'd gang up on Mayor Jer.
We're also going to do our best to recruit Young Democrats and
Republicans alike to work with us; we all see 8664 as a real
chance to bridge the divide with a worthwhile, bi-partisan
project.
Saturday, July 1, 2006.
Spent over two hours on the phone with my old buddy
Tom tonight. He and I don't talk nearly often enough, but
when we do the conversation rambles on at a breakneck pace for a
frightfully long time, and tonight was no exception. Tom is an
electrical engineer for Lucent (aka Alcatel aka Bell Labs) in New Jersey
and he was an Army captain back in the days when I did my missile thing;
he and I worked in the same building at HQ US EUCOM in Germany. In
those days all of our computers were old command-line VAXs; we had to
type phrases like "Copy A B" or "Rename X Y" if we wanted our infernal
machines to do anything. I still remember Tom showing me a spare
graphics display that he had set up to work on one of his projects. It
ran some mysterious operating system and it had graphical "windows" on
it so that you could run multiple functions on the same screen, and drag
them all around with a mouse-like thingy, which was a device that our
computers didn't have. I thought it was all pretty cool, but at
the end of the day I was just as clueless as the rest of us were about
what Tom was doing. Tom was (and is) one of the most brilliant
engineers I ever met.
A few years back Tom took a sabbatical from Bell Labs
/ Lucent and went to work on a Brookings Institute fellowship for Bill
Frist. In DC Tom helped to craft some of the legislation that
Frist's internet steering committee (or whatever it was) was working on
at the time. In his living room Tom still has a framed picture of
the legislation that he wrote, now defunct, that was signed into law.
Tom worked on all sorts of interesting stuff during his days with
Frist; lots of policy wonk language and legislation. He calls
himself a "classic Republican" but during our two-hour marathon we
discovered that we weren't that far apart on much of anything.
Maybe he and I are both what some are referring to fondly as "Cultural
Creatives."
Tom and I talked about all sorts of stuff endlessly;
we had lots of catching up to do, but the great thing about us is that
it doesn't matter how long we go between phone calls, we reconnect
instantly and then we take it from there. I was very anxious to
hear Tom's opinion on the subject of net neutrality; he and I both think
that the ridiculous legislation that the House just passed is preemptive
and unnecessary. It's all about big business posturing, and it's
just plain wrong. We can only hope that the Senate kills it,
but alas, the reach of the telecommunications industry is a long one.
Tom's a bit worried that a recent round of mergers/acquisitions
may force him into too-early retirement; in any
event he's now in the sunset phase of his engineering career, and I think that
maybe his professional path and mine are about to cross again in the
brave new world of politics. If I ever get elected to anything,
Tom's going to be the first guy I call. If I haven't already talked him
into doing a campaign with me, that is.
Wednes day, June 28, 2006.
Gas station big oil protest with the
MoveOn.org folks. I'd rather have gone to Waterfront Wednesday to
hear some music, but my buddy Mike Bailey was organizing the local
thing, and I had a going away party to get to afterwards anyway.
Patrick Nealy showed up for a few minutes to see what we were up to, and
he brought along one of the clean-looking young Republican minions who I
had met at the Sushi bar a week earlier. Nice guy, the minion;
can't remember his name. That's why I'm a bad politician.
We handed out seditious "Grand Oil
Party" literature to people who were filling up at a Speedway station on
Brownsboro Road. Mike had cleared the event a day earlier with the
station manager, but the station manager on duty while we were there got
a case of the ass about our presence and called the cops. The
police were nice and told us to please just stay on the sidewalk.
We did, and we broke up a bit early. The press completely ignored
us, save for an NPR radio interview that Mike did on his cell phone -
but he called them. Click
here for some pics.
A very interesting young lady stopped
by whilst we were in the midst of our thing. She has made a hobby
of randomly meeting "interesting" people and blogging about them.
Her website is great; I highly recommend that you check it out:
meet-a-stranger.blogspot.com.
Alas, as of this writing, her blog contains nothing of her encounter
with us; apparently we have failed to meet the threshold of what is
deemed "interesting."
Today's quotable quote -
Pertinent for some of you dear readers, meaningless to the rest:
"... the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones
who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of
everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a
commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman
candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you
see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!""-
Jack Kerouac (On the Road).
Tues day, June 27, 2006.
Did the JY fundraiser at the Jazz Factory tonight.
I was an "honored guest," and thus not required to pay, but I kicked in
the suggested 500 bucks anyway. As mentioned earlier, I'm finding
this post-primary environment to be more expensive than was my own
campaign. But I'm beginning to feel good about putting my money
where my mouth is. Had a long conversation with Jeff Noble about
our need to "get numeric," since he's a heavy numbers guy and I'm a
database geek. "I know about you," he said, "I've read all of your
stuff." "Well then, let's you and me get together and crunch some
numbers," I answered. And he promised that we would.
Monday, June 26, 2006.
I've been asked more than once why I'm a Democrat
instead of a Republican. After all, my small-business, former
defense industry background would indicate that I might be a lot more
conservative than I actually am. Today, maybe, I found an
interesting answer to that question. It came at the end of
"Crashing the Gate," the book by Markos Zuniga (Daily Kos) and Jerome
Armstrong (MyDD). I finally finished reading it, having borrowed a
friend's copy after leaving m ine in Canada.
Here's the next to last paragraph from the book's acknowledgements
(hope that you don't mind, Markos - after all, we did buy you dinner ;-)
"...We ran across a retired rocket
scientist named Jim who had spent his entire life designing weapons
systems... Everyone... thought that he was a Republican when we gathered
one evening... for dinner. 'Democrats make me ashamed to be an
American,' he began, 'But Republicans make me ashamed to be a human
being.'"
Although Jim's acerbic comment is catchy,
I don't really share his opinion. Republicans are human
beings, and the vast majority of them don't make me feel ashamed to
belong to the same species as they do. Clearly we all have a
problem that needs to be addressed. I guess that I'm still looking
for my answer.
Friday, June 23, 2006.
"But though I have wept and fasted, wept
and prayed,
Though I have seen my head (grown slightly bald) brought in upon a
platter,
I am no prophet—and here’s no great matter;
I have seen the moment of my greatness flicker,
And I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker,
And in short, I was afraid. "
- T.S. Eliot (The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock)
Wednesday, June 21, 2006.
I had never been to the Tumbleweed Restaurant on
River Road before tonight. To be perfectly honest I'm not sure
that I even knew it existed before tonight. The area around the
restaurant, a stretch of River Front Park that lies east of the old Big
Four Railroad Bridge, just isn't a place that I often find myself.
But it is for plenty of other people; in spite of the oppressive heat
there were lots of families having picnics, strolling about, or just
lying in the musty grass. I felt like I was about to melt, in
spite of the fact that I've been training myself to live without air
conditioning.
I went to Tumbleweed to meet up with a bunch of Young
Democrats, who have been trying hard to get better organized. I'm
too old to join them, but they happily pointed out that I could be made
a "Memberus Emeritus," for the right price that is. I winced but
tentatively agreed to help finance them. I'm finding this
post-campaign environment to be a more expensive proposition than was my
own self-financed campaign :-o But it's OK. It's for a good
cause - a necessary cause.
While strolling about I couldn't help but gaze at the
approach-less ends of the old railroad bridge. The Big Four was
the first "real" bridge ever built across the Ohio at Louisville, and it
carried rail traffic from 1895 until 1969. The serpentine
approaches were removed in the 1970s, as best I can remember.
The bridge is a classic example of 19th-century structural over-design;
I remember my old mechanical engineering professor talking about how
19th century engineers didn't know how to properly calculate the
stresses in indeterminate structures (which I found perfectly
understandable, since I didn't know how to calculate them, either.
Indeterminate structures and the steam tables of thermodynamics were the
major forces that drove me to study electrical engineering instead).
To compensate for their lack of design knowledge, these early engineers
simply added as many extra support braces as they thought they needed
in order to make a structure safe. I still remember my professor, Dr. Dressman I think was his name, asserting that if the Eiffel Tower were
built today, it would only need about 2o percent of the material that was
originally used. But it wouldn't be the Eiffel Tower.
Looking at the old Big Four, I wondered if it could
ever be re-vamped to carry rail traffic - passenger rail traffic, that
is. It certainly looks to be structurally sound; maybe
there's something to be said for 19th-century over-design. Planned
obsolescence, it seems, was a 20th-century innovation. But the
approaches are the problem. There's no way to ever recover the
real estate that would be needed in order to make the Big Four usable again.
But it was a thought worth having, for that particular moment, standing as I was
underneath that bridge in the oppressive heat.
Inside the restaurant, the temperature became a brief
topic of conversation with a young waitress.
"It's global warming, I tell you. We're all doomed." There was
enough forced melodrama in my delivery that she smiled. "But
seriously, have you seen Al Gore's movie?" I asked. "Al Gore? Made
a movie?" She was clearly puzzled, so I explained to her all about "An
Inconvenient Truth." "We've all got to do something to reduce our
carbon dioxide emissions. And we've got a decade to do it. Make
your boyfriend take you to see the movie," I suggested. She
reacted with a blank stare, directed not at me but at some distant,
random point in space. "Fifteen minutes after George Bush leaves
office, this country will have a new energy policy, no matter who the
president is," Al Gore said on
Charlie Rose the other night. Al's right, of course - he has
to be. But that young American waitress will never change her
habits. Never in a million years.
Tuesday, June 20, 2006.
Went to a fundraiser for
Amy Shir. JY was there;
Mayor Jer was supposed to be, but wasn't. Afterward I went to a
sushi restaurant with some buddies and, lo and behold, Patrick Nealy and
a whole passel of young Republicans were there eating. I
recognized some of them from previous events - they'd been shadowing us
during the primary. I went around the large table and shook
everyone's hand while most of them were in mid-sushi, and Patrick
introduced me to the ones who I didn't know. "You act like you're
still running for office!" one of them said. "Well, maybe I still
am," I smiled.
Friday, June 16, 2006.
All of us Dems piled into the Baxter theaters to see
the Louisville premiere of Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth." David
Hawpe was there, so I gave him a hug and suggested that we do lunch
sometime soon. He readily agreed. JY stopped by the lobby to
glad-hand backslap and and button-hole, but he didn't stay for the film.
He should've; the film blew me away, and I haven't been the same since.
We've got ten years. We aren't a bunch of chickens running around
screaming that the sky is falling - the sky is falling. I've been
in a weird mood ever since. I've been living without air
conditioning. I shut down my engine at stop lights. I always turn
lights off when I leave a room. And you should do those things too, dear
reader. Please visit his website:
http://www.climatecrisis.net/
And be sure to visit the "Take Action" section. Please.
Wednesday, June 14, 2006.
Interesting lunch. Interesting dinner. In
the evening I sat with my buddy Maria, who worked for AH, and Todd
Eklof, the minister who was fired from his job at Kentucky Farm Bureau
for loudly announcing that he would no longer marry anybody until he was
allowed to marry anybody. Some of us contribute to Todd's legal
defense fund, and we sat just to schwetz about things, since I hadn't
seen him in a while. His case is progressing, but in
excruciatingly slow fashion, as one might expect. I set up a
website for him:
www.toddscauses.org
Tuesday, June 13, 2006.
Got elected to the board of CART. If you'll
remember, dear reader, the Coalition for the Advancement of Regional
Transportation sponsored the very first candidate forum that we did
during our primary. it was perhaps the best forum of all - few
questions, all given a thorough treatment. CART is all about
improving alternate transportation for Louisville, and all about working
with 8664 to stop the Spaghetti Junction Monster. I was angered during
the meeting to learn that no driver who has killed a bicyclist in the
last several years has been charged with any crime in Louisville.
Check out the organizations website:
www.cartky.org
Later Saturday, June 10, 2006.
"Hi, I'm Jim. I ran for Congress and lost, so
look at what I get to do. Got time for a one-minute voter survey?"
That was the opening line that I used while canvassing, and it usually
got a smile and the cooperation that I needed. Our assignment was
to visit a selected list of houses in each precinct and ask questions
about voting patterns, preferences, and issues. One spastic lady
who was prepping for a large graduation party shooed me away, but most
everyone else was nice. "Can I leave you a door hangar at least?" I
asked her. "No!" she shouted, and she disappeared into her house along
with a bunch of high school-aged girls wearing summery pastel dresses.
At one house a couple of very large dogs threatened to jump through an
open window and devour me, so I left a door hangar with a neighbor.
Most people were friendly and willing to talk. But when I came to
the critical question in the survey, the majority had no answer.
"What's your top issue for the fall campaign?" Most people gave me
blank stares; I found that a bit odd. "How about adopting
single-payer health care?" I asked them, and I got an immediate nod from
most. Among the top responses from those who did have an answer
were, "Get the Republicans out" and "Fix the economy." Hardly
anyone mentioned the war.
"Can you help me with this?"
I was in a woman's back yard. My target at the time was a large,
sweaty man who was preparing to mix some concrete in a wheelbarrow for a
patio that he was about to pour. He was a Bush man, ex-Army, and
he muttered that we ought to send a ton more troops to Iraq in order to
"do the job right." I wished him luck with his patio; it was a
dreadfully hot day. His neighbor, who wasn't on my list. was trying to assemble
a Garden Ridge porch swing, and she was having a tough time. She
had it half-assembled, but most of the pieces were installed
bass-ackwards. I helped her disassemble it and we got most of it
put back together when she mercifully relieved me of duty. I spent
about 45 minutes with her.
Another guy working in his garage offered me a beer,
but I politely declined. It was hot, but I just wasn't in the
mood. I did spend about 15 minutes gabbing with him and his
live-in girlfriend; they were both very engaging.
I'm sorry that I missed Yearly Kos, and canvassing is
brutally arduous work, but I had fun doing it. There is no better
way to put your finger on the pulse of America.
Saturday, June 10, 2006.
"Can I ask you a personal question?" That
whispered request came from a woman who was manning the sign-in booth at
a health care conference. The occasion was a forum
held by Physicians for Single Payer Health Care, and she was logging
visitors near the entrance to the large, ornate sanctuary of Calvary
Episcopal in downtown Louisville. The Louisville event was one of many
that were being held simultaneously nationwide to talk about the current
crisis in health care. It's estimated that fifty people die every
day in the United States simply because they have no health care.
There was a panel of speakers on stage, including JY and Gerald Neal, a
state senator from the west end of Louisville and one of the more
impressive pols that I met on the campaign circuit.
I arrived late at the conference,
which started at the ungodly hour of 10:30 AM, because I stopped by
Louisville Dem HQ first in order to pick up a precinct canvassing
assignment. That shindig started at 10:00. I walked into that
event a couple of minutes late, into a crowd of 25 or so volunteers, and
Brooke Pardue was already addressing the group. When I walked in
she paused and said, "Well look who's here!" I struck my best John
Kerry pose, saluted, and answered, "I'm Jimmy Moore, and I'm reporting
for duty!" That got a bit of a laugh, in a Saturday morning kind
of a way. "We've got to do a better job of de-conflicting
these events," I told several people later. "It's not that big of
a deal now, but if we do this in October it will be." Everyone
nodded, and I rushed off to the conference downtown.
"Can I ask you a personal question?" I didn't know what to expect,
but I smiled and whispered, "Sure - go ahead." The woman formed a
serious, introspective look on her countenance, and she leaned forward.
"When you advocated the legalization of marijuana on KET TV, were you
trying to throw more votes to John Yarmuth?" I could barely
suppress a belly laugh. "Well," I told her, "that may have been the end
effect, but no, that's not why I said it. I said it because it's
the right thing to do." "That took courage to say that," she
concluded. "It took something, " I muttered, and I wandered off
and slid into a vacant pew.
When the conference finished I
intercepted Gerald Neal in the aisle. "Gerald! You admonished me
at the Yearling club not to disappear after the primary, and I'm not
gonna. I'm on to something, and I intend to pursuit it. They
tell me that I beat Andrew Horne in the west end." "Really!" he
answered, and I could tell that he was genuinely surprised.
"Here's little Jimmy, spending no money, beating one of the 'big'
players who ran a high-end TV ad campaign. And I was able to do
that because I tapped into something, and that something is the network
that you've built. You're gonna see a lot more of me in your
neighborhood." And I could tell that Gerald was genuinely pleased. He
can seem a bit of a stern man, but he's a great man. I really
like Gerald Neal.
Maybe I made a mistake even talking
about marijuana on statewide television; many of my closest friends (and
family) have told me that it was. Marijuana is not my issue; never
has been, never will be. I don't want it to distract from the
bigger issues that are more important to me, and that's the real problem
with what I said. But you know what? I don't really care. I'm always
going to say what I think, and what I feel. It's what's got me
this far. Even if they
disagree with you, people are starved for openness
and candor. And that's what I vow that I will always give them.
For the record I don't smoke
marijuana; I don't smoke anything. Smoking is a vile, disgusting
habit, IMHO. But hey, that's just me. I'm not about
protecting people from themselves, and I don't think that our government
should be, either. It's time to reprint here the letter that I
wrote to David Hawpe after his May 21st column. He quoted a Wall
Street Journal article that talked about the addictive qualities of pot.
He wrote me back afterward and said that "As usual you offer a
thoughtful and articulate perspective." He wrote some other things, too,
but I won't repeat them here until I ask him if it's OK. I saw him
at the Al Gore movie the other day, and we agreed to do lunch soon. Will
get back to you on that one, dear reader.
David:
Read your column this morning with great interest, and I appreciate your
kind words - really I do. Of course you have a point about the problems
that marijuana use can cause. Never in a million years would I suggest
that marijuana use is actually good for you. My point in raising the
issue is that we're losing the war on drugs, badly, and unless we shift
our tactics things are only going to get much, much worse.
I hadn't read Mr. Helliker's WSJ article until just now, and I found
this sentence in his article rather significant: "...a bigger factor may
be that marijuana addiction typically doesn't kill, wreck careers, ruin
health or otherwise wreak the sort of tragedies that make headlines."
And that's the point. Crack cocaine, crystal meth, heroine, and a host
of other dangerous drugs do exactly that. Yes, marijuana is addictive,
but so is nicotine and alcohol, and we've lived with the social damage
that the use of those drugs can cause for a very long time. It's
impossible to completely protect people from themselves, and we as a
society must simply draw a line in the sand and defend ourselves against
these kinds of social ills as best we can.
One other point to keep in mind is that "marijuana" is now a generic
term. There are types of pot that contain radically different levels of
toxic and addictive substances. Legalizing marijuana production and
sales would also allow us to more closely control the types of chemicals
that cause addiction and physical damage to the user. Or so we can only
hope.
A long time ago William F. Buckley
suggested that the only way to defeat the drug trade is economically.
He's right, but I'm not willing to go as far as he suggested we go by
legalizing all sorts of drugs. My fervent hope, as you mentioned in a
quote from my website, is that legalization of marijuana will help to
lessen the demand for more lethal, hard drugs. Sometimes in battle you
have to give ground to gain ground. In the war on drugs, it's high time
that we considered a tactical retreat, before the battle is lost.
Sunday, June 4, 2006.
"How come you haven't been updating your blog?"
I still get those questions on a regular basis. The short answer
is that I've been busy trying to get back to life, back to reality.
The longer, more difficult answer is that I continue to be confounded by
human nature. I have seen more enigmatic behavior, more
underhanded unscrupulousness, more human oddities in the last few months
in these political circles than I have in the whole rest of my 49 years.
I'll expand on that later - if not here then in the book that I've
finally decided that I absolutely must write.
Friday, June 2, 2006
I sauntered into the new 8664 digs on Market Street
this evening. It was the "grand opening" of their new HQ in a
vacant storefront. JC Stites was there, but Tyler Allen was on his
way back from a city planning conference in Providence and couldn't make
it. The offices are at present frightfully austere, sans furniture
save for a reception-like contraption made of very old, over-painted wood about
two thirds of the way back from the glass storefront.
The walls are adorned with large photographs furnished, ironically, by
the Bridges Project to show how the new Spaghetti Junction redesign
effort will "transform" the face of our city. The first picture on
the right was the most stunning. It showed the new junction in 3D
relief against an aerial photograph of the city. The new junction
loomed over Slugger Field (the baseball stadium) like a giant Flying
Spaghetti Monster of the type that would make members of the Kansas
Board of Education tremble in fear.
The first Friday of every month is "Trolley Hop" day
in Louisville. Little green commuter trolleys, designed to look
quaint but failing to achieve that end, circulate through downtown, offering free rides to
meandering visitors. As a general rule people hop on and off of
the trolleys and saunter
amongst downtown attractions from the Glass Works on the west side to
the 4th Street bars in the center to the art galleries along Market Street in the east. Our city is
sliced in half by the elevated sections of I-65, the expressway that is
the main north-south corridor from Michigan to the Florida panhandle.
The construction of that highway in the 1950s marked the beginning of
the end for Louisville's inner city. As I've written in the
Louisville section of my campaign website, one need only drive the
stretch that crosses under I-65, from the old Male High School along St.
Catherine to 7th Street, to see what has happened. That drive will take you past beautiful old
buildings in a beautiful old neighborhood, buildings that now stand
forlorn, isolated, and sad. I-65 tore the heart out of that district. When I-64 was built along
Louisville's riverfront in the 1960s, there was nothing left to stop it.
Louisville's central core was already dead.
The storefront 8664 offices lie just west of the I-65
elevated highway, only a few blocks from the baseball stadium. In
spite of the fact that there was a baseball game that night, I had no
trouble finding a parking spot right around the corner from 8664 HQ. It
sits in a row of buildings that are gradually being renovated into
shops, condos, and office spaces, but the specter that one still sees in
that row of buildings is one of sad decay rather than hopeful rebirth.
"What's wrong with this picture?" I asked JC. "It's Trolley Hop
night, there's a ball game, and I have no problem finding a parking
sport right around the corner. Parking should be a pain in the
ass! I should have to fight to get a spot." Louisville
still has a long way to go." JC had no choice but to agree.
But the city's slow progress isn't going to stop us from trying.
The trolley buses, JC informed me, had been
instructed not to stop in front of 8664 HQ. "Gotta be the mayor's
office," JC muttered. He and I stood in the street whenever we saw
a trolley, trying to flag it down so that we could elucidate their
passengers about the desirability of a visit to the 8664 offices.
Some drivers obliged, stopping long enough to hear our pleadings while
their passengers sat, passive and disinterested. No one disembarked, and few
of the buses even bothered to slow down as we tried to hail them.
I hung with JC and a few visitors for a while, but
finally I grew restless as well. I told him that I was going to
grab something to eat. "Want me to bring you back a pizza?" I
asked him. "That's OK," he smiled. "See you later." I
took off with friends and walked down to the galleries that are
segregated along the east side of Market Street. In one gallery a young man came up to me and said, "Jimmy, I just wanna shake
your hand. I've had your Exile on K Street sign on my balcony for
weeks, I love your message, and I hope that you keep going." I was
stunned.
At the end of the evening, after my friends had all
left for home, I wandered into a jazz club to hear a little music.
While I ordered a glass of water at the bar, a 30-something woman
noticed the 8664 sticker that I was wearing. "What's that for?"
she wanted to know. I explained the whole concept to her, told her
about my congressional campaign, and about how Anne Northup opposes the
8664 initiative. "Oh, I'm a Republican and I'm gonna vote for her
anyway," the woman said. "Don't you think that she's a little
conservative for our town?" I asked her. The woman stiffened on
her bar stool. I was in the mood for a good fight, so I decided to
persist. "Then how about all of the money that she's taken from the oil
lobby?" My ersatz opponent turned her back and the conversation ended
before it ever really began.
Sunday, May 29, 2006.
Hawpe is
after me again. I wonder why?
Sunday, May 21, 2006.
Hah! Read
David Hawpe today. He called me "the candidate who was most
interesting..." and then he questioned my stance on marijuana
legalization. He's certainly got a point about the potential
addictive qualities of pot; I think that some additional
discussion is needed to determine what toxicity levels of certain
chemicals would be allowed in any legalized marijuana product. Am
already getting some e-mails about that :-)
Back on Denton Randall Radio
Sundae, WHAS 840 AM, 1:00
PM. Follow this link to listen. Got a nice note
afterward from a judicial
candidate, who shall go unnamed here. He listened to my abbreviated
performance, and wrote to say that he was impressed. We were a bit pre-empted by the CEO of YUM Brands,
who was calling in to Denton's show from Darfur. As I told
Denton, world hunger trumps a defeated candidate any ol' day of the week.
Friday, May 19, 2006.
Had a great time at Flanagan's last night. - Kudos
again to Enid Redman and the
America 2000 Democratic Club for organizing that. One the way in a
young woman sitting in a chair on the sidewalk recognized me and said,
"Hey! I voted for you!" "Thanks," I told her, and I kissed her
hand. "Stay tuned, " I told her, "Jimmy ain't done yet!" Everyone
had a splendid time, and it was just what we needed. John, Andrew,
Burrel and me talked and laughed. Some pix should be up on the
Louisville Dem site soon. I bought Andrew a black-and-tan and he bought
me a pint back. I bought John a couple of glasses of wine. John
said, "I should buy you a drink." "Hell no!" I answered. "You
kicked my ass! Loser buys!" So he let me.
Sheamus let us all give a short speech. I
repeated my standard stump stuff about camaraderie and respect, and I
meant it. Then I said, "I'm not a candidate any more so I can say this:
You guys ready to kick some Republican ass?" "Yeah!" the crowd
answered. "Well then, let's go kick some ass! Let's make it
happen!" Then I handed the microphone back to Sheamus. "You
always spoke your mind even when you were a candidate," Andrew reminded
me. :-) At the end of the night I loaned Burrel 20 bucks for cab
fare home. We promised to do lunch.
Did an interview with the Kentucky Democrat:
http://kydem.blogspot.com/2006/05/interview-with-james-w-moore-former.html
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
Hell, I thought that I could stop blogging for
a while, but I'm being overwhelmed with congratulatory phone calls,
e-mails and offers. This is amazing - I'm blown away. Very nice
comments by Francene on WHAS today... But I gotta get some real work
done... And line up tix to do yearlykos - I simply must go...
Late Tuesday, May 16, 2006
Final Results - 100% of precincts reporting, campaign
finance data valid thru April 30:
votes %
expenditures cost / vote
Burrel Charles Farnsley 3,322 5.8%
$500.00 = $0.15 / vote
James Walter Moore 4,580
8.0% $1600.00 = $0.35 / vote
John Yarmuth
30,958 53.8% $131320.82 = $4.24 / vote
Andrew Horne
18,659 32.4% $112366.32 = $6.02 / vote
Well, I almost beat Burrel. It's that damn name recognition factor
that he's got; it's hard to beat that ;-)
Am I disappointed? Sure, a little.
Surprised? Not really. The logical Jimmy had hoped for 10% of the vote,
but to go from nowhere to 4580 votes in three months, on a shoestring
budget, well, that ain't half bad. I fought the good fight.
Of course, the romantic Jimmy wanted to win, as did many of the
hopelessly romantic Jimmy Squad members. We fought the good
fight, and we'll be back.
This has been an amazing experience, and I have no
regrets. If you've ever considered entering a political campaign, dear
reader, either as a candidate or a supporter, may I please urge you to
just do it? I've met so many great people in such a short amount of time
- people who I might otherwise have gone a lifetime without ever meeting
- that that experience alone has made all of this worthwhile. I will
never see my city, or my country, in the same way again. Every time I
travel around my little corner of America from now on, I'll be thinking
about this.
A lot of my friends, both old and new, are already asking me what's next
- I think that we're all looking at this as a beginning rather than an
ending. So what is next, you ask? For now my entire political
focus will be on November 7th - about getting John Yarmuth elected.
After that, I'll decide what's next for me - no, I mean us - because I'm
no longer alone in this enterprise. I have friends, I have allies, and
we'll decide together what to do next. This is not at all about me. This
is about us. Rest assured that we'll be doing something cool - so please
stay tuned, dear reader, and check back here from time to time to see
what's new.
As soon as I finish Denton Randall's radio show on Sunday, I'm gonna
climb in the plane and head to DC for a conference. Time to get back to
the software biz and pay some bills! After DC I have a few business
go-sees to do in the New England area, and I figure to make a few stops
as we wing our way up to Montreal - an airplane sure is handy for that.
Once I get to Montreal I plan to chill out on my porch for a few days
and think about what's just happened. All of my Canadian friends have
been following this race wide-eyed and fascinated; They're going to want
me to explain to them the strange, mysterious world of American
politics. I'm not sure that I'll be able to.
For now I'll leave you, dear reader, with the words that I might use
when I try to explain all of this to my Canadian friends - the words of
a very wise man - a man far wiser than I could ever hope to be. He aptly
described the experience that I've just had in a way that I probably
never could - and he did it over 2,400 years ago:
"Wherefore each of you, when his turn comes, must go down to the general
underground abode, and get the habit of seeing in the dark. When you
have acquired the habit, you will see ten thousand times better than the
inhabitants of the den, and you will know what the several images are,
and what they represent, because you have seen the beautiful and just
and good in their truth. And thus our State, which is also yours, will
be a reality, and not a dream only."
Plato - The Republic (book VII)
Tuesday Evening, May 16, 2006.
I'm at my election night party.
Follow this link to get real-time election results.
Midday Tuesday, May 16, 2006.
More reports coming in that voter turnout is unusually light - there may
only be 20-30,000 votes in play - that could favor me. I voted at
about 10:30 AM at Carrithers Middle School -
click here for a pic. Our
precinct was practically deserted; I stayed around for about
twenty minutes to shoot the bull with a bunch of bored poll workers....
Real-time election results:
http://electionresults.ky.gov/KyElectWeb/kes?AC=3&RF=0&AR=0&R=A04003000&L=3056&N=U.S.+REPRESENTATIVE+3RD+DIST&RV=148285&DV=259536&TP=501&TC=1
Early Tuesday, May 16, 2006.
Primary election day. My
name will be number one on the ballot ;-) Please vote.
Matt reports voter turnout very light at his precinct. Message
from "secret" source showing Yarmuth with early lead...
But I still think I can, I think I can, I think I can...
Here's the essence of the final campaign e-mail that I sent this weekend
to supporters:
Someday Louisville's riverfront
will be ours again. 8664 is the right vision for our city.
Someday a little guy or girl running a $1500 kitchen-table campaign is
going to trump a $200,000 media buy and win a major election.
How? With a laptop computer, some courage and conviction, and an amazing
thing called the internet.
When that day finally comes, Americans will have their democracy back.
That day can be Tuesday, but only if you vote to make it happen.
This is how we're going to beat Anne, ladies and gentlemen. With
courage, conviction, and a sensational upset that will rock the world of
American politics.
You can't buy publicity like that - not at any price.
Even later Monday, May 15, 2006.
Many angry callers on Joe Elliott. I've been trying
to call in to the show; no luck - lines are all busy. I'm getting angry
e-mails, too, in between many positive ones. It's all about
immigration. This issue is becoming the raw nerve of America.
Later Monday, May 15, 2006.
Matt just called. "Turn on WHAS! Terry Meiners
is interviewing Horne!". "Damn!" I blurted. I'd been trying
to get on Meiners show for months; no callbacks from the producer.
Called and talked to Ian Burchtrees, producer. He claims that this
is the first he's heard of it. Meiners just now on the air said
that this is a race between Yarmuth and Horne. Aaaarghh!!!!! Told
Burchtrees that I've been on Francene, been on Joe Elliott, been on
Denton Randall, and how come he doesn't know about me?! Waiting
right now on a callback to get on the show...
WOW!!! What a save!! The phone rings and I
answer it, with a piece of bread in my mouth, and it's Terry Meiners,
and I'm on the air!! "Hey, James?," he asks, "It's Terry
Meiners and we're broadcasting... " "I hope that I have a chance
to finish the piece of bread that I'm eating, " I blurted. Matt
got it all on tape. We've posted it as an mp3.
Listen here. At the end Terry
said, "James, you rock buddy!" Wow. Hats off to good old Matt...
(NB: Matt - You're not really old. Just good :-)
Monday, May 15, 2006.
Results of the Mojo straw poll:
James Walter Moore 18 Votes %47
Andrew Horne 16 Votes %42
John Yarmuth 3 Votes %8
Burrell Charles Farnsley 1 Vote %3
Several interesting phone calls today.
Well-placed people, calling to say things like, "don't get your hopes up
too high, but I gotta tell ya, I've been talking to an awful lot of
people and...." Also getting lots of e-mails like this one:
I'm e-mailing you today to let you know that I admire your guts, your
honesty, and your integrity... my opinion is this -- You are right about
almost everything. I don't think I've ever met someone with whom I
agreed on virtually every issue. You assume the good faith of the public
and your opponents, and you assume the intelligence of your audience.
You are way ahead of your time. You are right about the $1500 campaign.
You are right about 8664. You are right about decriminalizing private
use of marijuana. You deserve to win this campaign. You are more
confident and more comfortable in your own skin than the two
"front-runners." If you ever run again, you can count on my very active
support. Stick to your guns -- time is on your side and the political
climate will move toward you. You have made a lot of believers this time
around.
I hope you win. If you don't, I hope you'll run again. You can count on
my active support if you do.
Wow. That one kinda got to me ... ;-)
Sunday, May 14, 2006.
Canvass canvass canvass. Gotta cover
J'town. Happy Mother's Day, ma. I love you, even if you are
a Rush Limbaugh Republican :-)
Saturday, May 13, 2006.
Did a "get out the vote" motorcade in the west end.
We started from a parking lot at 26th and Broadway, went all the way to
Cane Run Road, downtown, and back again. On the radio
WFPK was playing cuts from "Exile on
Main Street," as it was the 34th anniversary of the album's release, or
something thereabouts. We hosed up traffic pretty badly, but few people
seemed to mind. We toured through good neighborhoods and bad,
boarded-up schools and new ones, and we drove through the sickening,
ether-and-plastic sweet stench of Rubbertown. We drove past
burned out factories and old whiskey warehouses. But mostly we
drove past people, honking horns and waving flags. Some ignored
us, but many stood on their front porches and waved. "This is real
democracy," I thought to myself. And it was.
Friday, May 12, 2006.
Well, today was a fun day all around. It
started off right when I read a political thread on Mojo that contained
this analysis of my candidacy: "James Moore is HAWT for an older guy..."
That made my day - at least until the guys in the office trumped that
gem by unveiling their "Jimmy Goes Negative" video spot. The
previous day we had joked around about how it might be fun to parody
negative political ads by creating an attack ad on me - so the guys did
it. Hats off to Matt and Josh for that one (even if they were
goofing off!). As soon as I saw it I called Burrell and asked him
if he minded us distributing it. "Go for it," he told me. I
wrote up a tongue-in-cheek press release, posted the video on my Podcast
page and on YouTube, and e-mailed every Democratic contact, every blog
site, every media outlet that I could find. Plus, I sniped a bit
at some of the idiots on Bluegrass. Here's what I wrote in a
message entitled "Jimmy Goes Negative!":
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
3rd District Congressional Candidate James Walter Moore today released
his first negative campaign ad. The 30-second spot, available only as a
video file on YouTube and via Moore's campaign website, viciously
attacks the candidate's own position on the 8664 initiative.
When asked for comment about the ad, Moore replied, "Well, the League of
Women Voters never made me promise that I couldn't attack myself."
The ad can be viewed by following this link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4VUIjeysp0
or
http://www.jameswmooreforcongress.com/media/negative.wmv
Stop candidate
Moore from spreading these vicious lies!
Forward this message to everyone!!
(Done with Burrell's blessing, btw :-)
Of course one boob on Bluegrass had to comment, "Further proof that
Moore isn't a serious candidate." To which another replied, "Further
proof that Moore has a sense of humor and you don't!". To which I
replied:
Ja, and in case you hadn't noticed, there's a serious
side to our little spoof. We're "crashing the gate," just as Kos wrote
about in his book. All of you old-school, old-world armchair experts are
about to witness something amazing - either in this election, or in an
election that I fervently hope will come very soon.
Someday (maybe on Tuesday) a little guy running a $1500 kitchen table
campaign is going to trump the $200,000 media buy and win a big
election. How? By using a laptop, a $300 camera, and an amazing thing
called the internet.
You ain't seen nuthin' yet, kids.
Thursday, May 11, 2006.
My mood changed today about as often as the weather,
dear reader. First it was hot and humid, then it was freezing
cold. Then it swung back and forth all over again. The live debate
at Vincenzo's was announced as a "Forum on Nuclear
Proliferation," then it was a "Forum on Nuclear
Proliferation and Foreign Policy," then, when it finally started, it was
announced as a "Forum on Foreign Policy." When the questions came,
they were about anything but foreign policy. I decided to let the
crowd know that I spent a decade working on nuclear weapons, anyway.
That made a few of them sit up and take notice.
AH was seated to the left of the podium, and he began
sniping at JY, who was seated to my right. AH's campaign had that
day released a negative ad, attacking JY's proposed payroll tax
increase. As AH spoke, I could see Dan Borsch, JY's campaign
manager, signaling to JY from the back of the room not to respond.
JY did anyway, but he was fairly magnanimous. The moderator Barry
Bernson frankly didn't do a very good job of policing the "order of
battle," and several times as I tried to begin speaking I was cut off by
AH. Here I was, stuck in the middle again. I felt overlooked
and under-appreciated, poor me! :-( But, as I pointed out to
Caroline later, I went in there with zero votes from the pro-Yarmuth
Louisville Forum crowd, and I came out of there with maybe a couple of
votes and a free Vincenzo's lasagna lunch to boot. Plus an even
more elevated opinion of JY, who I am more thoroughly convinced is a
good guy.
Later in the day we were all together again at a candidate forum sponsored by
The Yearlings Club in the west end. WDRB TV was there filming, and
their reporter asked me my opinion of the negative campaign ads that AH
had started running that day. "Unfortunate," I told her, and then
I launched into my standard ditty about party unity. When I
finished with that, I told her all about my Kos experience and about how
the internet was in the process of revolutionizing American politics in
a very serious way. She took note, apparently, and their news
report that night featured a fairly lengthy segment about my
internet-based campaign. That made me happy!
I also came away from the forum with a very good
feeling mixed with a bit of sadness. This was to be the last
candidate forum before the election, and as such I was already beginning
to feel the letdown. The forum itself was excellent; AH, JY and me were
all seated very close together in the front of a medium-sized room, we
all gave thoughtful, introspective answers to some very tough questions.
We were all very respectful and deferential towards one another - in an
honestly sincere manner. It felt good to be there with them.
We even joked around a bit, and it was an altogether pleasant
experience. When it was over, I told one of the organizers, "You
know, at the risk of sounding patronizing, I've got to tell you that
I've been most impressed by the candidate forums held by the African
American community. People show up, they ask tough questions, they
listen, and they take notes." "Well," he said, casting his gaze
downwards, "we have to."
It seems that one creative young college student has
written a parody of my campaign diary. A friend of his e-mailed it
to me, and I found it hilarious. I wrote back to him and asked
permission to reproduce it here, with or without attribution. He
sheepishly agreed to allow me to do so - with attribution. So,
without further ado, I offer you the official Jimmy Blog Parody:
OFFICIAL HOMEMADE WEB BLOG THINGEE (a tribute to the
2006 District 3 Congressional Election) by John David Lee
1st entry--myriads, myriads of bombastically deep thoughts to share with
the disenfranchised masses. is it perspicuous for me to share them? but
"woe is me if i do not share my thoughts with all of humanity, daily, in
great tedium..."
Early April--thought, on how the main problem with society is there
simply aren't enough philosophy majors... i've got a plan in the works
for a bill that will propose paying all philosophy majors' tuitions, for
their entire college journey, and then guaranteeing them top-paying jobs
as CEOs with major Fortune 500 companies upon their graduation... this
is definitely what our society needs...
Later--oh, how i've muddied the political waters of humanity, and what a
sad day it was for me to realize that... the blood in the river is
mine... oh heartbreak, sorrow, sadness... why can't we all just get
along? ...
Later--Things to do today: hire a really uptight, former CIA agent to be
our bouncer for the upcoming Democratic fundraiser dinner party. we know
Ann Northruppe (sorry, i don't know how to spell her name--JDL, editor)
has some spies in place to infiltrate our campaign and find out our
all-important secrets, probably teenage reporters disguised as college
newpaper writers, and we're gonna find them and make them pay... Ann N.
is a sneaky one, for sure... Bush is evil, go Democrats!
Mid-April--
1:33 AM--slight pain in my left pinkie toe, felt need to share it on my
blog
1:42 AM--pain went away
3:27 AM--couldn't sleep, scratched my right shoulder for 4.6 seconds
4:24 AM--finally back to sleep
4:32 AM--false alarm, back awake
somehow, this is all George Bush and Ann. N's fault
Late one night, April--had a dream about the war... both sides were able
to take a break from the fighting and come together for the common good.
we were laughing and drinking and playing Monopoly together, good times
were had by all. it was a glorious picture of the human race. beautiful
flowers were sprouting up everywhere, and pink bunnies were gently
playing by the brook. then suddenly the alarm sounded and we all had to
go back to our foxholes. the break was over, and i realized how sad it
was that i had to go back to fighting. then, the Republicans starting
mowing down the flowers and killing the bunnies, and i remembered why
i'm a Democrat. George Bush and Ann N. must be stopped... think of the
bunnies... Republicans are evil...
Mid-April--blah, blah, blah blah blah. blaaah, blahhh, blahh.
blllllaaaahhh. bla, bla, blahhhhh.
bbbllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
bla, bla, blah, blah, bbblllaaahhh. bla, blah, bla.
Later mid-April--things to do today: go to debate among candidates. look
good, sound good. then get drunk and act like an idiot and drop repeated
f##k-bombs in front of a 19-year-old reporter (who's really beautiful,
by the way--great mother, world-traveler, really smart, anointed, loves
the Lord--an unbelievable catch... JDL, editor) then, continue to cuss
and try to buy the aforementioned reporter drinks.
keep cussing, act like a fool, etc. (mission definitely accomplished)
The next week, April--things to do today: (1) wet my pants while
listening to 84 WHAS morning talk show (2) call in and try to save face
on the air
(3) call up and harrass aforementioned reporter
Late April--must begin looking to the great KET debate, intense
preparations begin now...
(1) must practice looking totally natural on tv
(2) must think up some way to get that line in from Charlton Heston (big
right to bare arms guy--JDL, editor) about "prying my gun from my cold,
dead hands"--only, apply it to my remote control and public television,
and then say how cool it was to get to say that on tv (which, i
wholeheartedly agree--scored major cool points with me on that one, made
me chuckle--JDL,
editor)
Early May--things to do today: call up aforementioned 19-yr-old reporter
(really pretty, by the way. miss her already--JDL, editor) and find out
how terrible i did during the KET debate...
May's agenda: try to get in as much drama as possible... drama drama
drama, woe is me... i'm just a guy who really wants to be loved... just
to be loved, that's all i want... by lots and lots of people...
NB by JWM: Excellent, don't you think?
Clearly the young gentlemen's motives for writing this piece extended
well beyond his desire to skewer me; in writing to grant me permission
to publish, he even admitted as much: "...if you could, please do post
it with attribution, simply so i can brag about it to ____ (believe me,
i'll get a lot of miles out of that one)." The blanked name refers to
the 19-year-old journalist to whom he referred in his piece. The
astute reader will infer that the young gentlemen obviously fancies her
a bit. ;-) I've long since forgotten what teenage romance is all
about, but if publishing this young man's diatribe here can aid him in
his quest, well then I am only happy to oblige. For the record, I have never had more than three beers at any public
appearance, and that was only once, after the Masterson's Debate.
When in public I usually have a glass of wine, a beer or two, a glass of
water, and then I am driven home. I have, of course, never
attempted to purchase alcohol for an under-age person (unless, of
course, I did it for myself back when I was a college student ;-).
After the Masterson's debate I was so full of adrenaline that I was a
bit loud and boisterous, unfortunately. It was such an amazing
experience that I badly needed to decompress afterward, as I have
written. My friends will all attest that I can at times be
foolish, but that I am never reckless. Or so they tell me.
Wednesday, May 10, 2006.
Wow. If it's possible for liberals to be born
again, well then I've just been born again. Markos Moulitsas
Zuniga. Kos himself. Jim
Derych, "Confessions
of a Former Dittohead." These guys were amazing.
Listened to them speak at the Metro Dem club meeting last night.
Was transfixed. Transformed. Reborn. These guys buy in to
every idea that I've had, every emotion that I've felt, every thing that
I've been trying to accomplish with this little kitchen-table campaign
of mine. If you weren't there, dear reader, then you missed
something truly revolutionary. Try to catch up with them on their
book tours. (We were lucky that they crossed paths in Louisville; it was
their first time on stage together and they pulled it off like Rowan and
Martin.) Go to yearlykos.
As I wrote to a friend, "This is the face of new American politics - new
American society - This is how all of us Godless, baby-killing,
gay-loving, tree-hugging, latte-drinking, Volvo-driving, left wing
nut-fudge liberal types are gonna take back the country from the
neo-cons..." ;-)
Jim Derych ended up staying at my house. We
gabbed and gabbed, which is going to make Thursday tough on us both.
He has to drive to Cleveland for another book-signing, I have to be
semi-lucid at two candidate debates... :-o.
Watch them speak here:
http://www.hillbillyreport.com/blog/local_democrat_event/index.html
Tuesday, May 9, 2006.
Where were you when the lights went out? Right in the
middle of a live TV debate (WAVE TV). Scott Reynolds was asking me
about 8664 when we had a power failure. It was pretty funny,
actually; I watched the tape later and while I was talking about
the 2.6 billion dollar bridges project the screen went dark.
Played right into my closing remarks on KET the night before: "My face
will disappear from the small screen, and during the inevitable media
blitz that will occur in the days leading up to this election, my
message will be drowned out, and my voice will be silenced."
Well, my voice got silenced, all right. Just before they cut to a
commercial, with the screen pitch black, the audience could hear me say,
"Whoops, we're losin' the lights!"
Earlier John and Andrew started bickering at each
other on the air. As fate would have it I was seated between them.
I noticed on the monitor that they were showing a long shot of all three
of us while those two went at it, so I rolled my eyes, pointed my
fingers simultaneously at each of them. I was so tempted to
do the old Chevy Chase "nyah nyah nyah" face while they were at it, but
I resisted. I'm still accused, occasionally, of looking like Chevy
Chase :-)
Afterward, Tyler Allen called, all excited. "Jim! I
think you moved John on the bridges!" I thought so, too. JY
actually seemed conciliatory about 8664 on the air; first time
that we've really heard that out of him. It seems that there is a
new angle to the Jimmy Factor :-)
To watch the streaming video, follow this link and
see segments 18-21. (Note that the order of 20/21 is reversed).
http://www.wave3.com/Global/SearchResults.asp?RecordNum=16&qu=hot+button
Monday, May 8, 2006.
You cannot believe how hot it was in that studio.
You cannot believe how tough that was, dear reader. We were all
sweating like pigs. I kept getting cotton-mouth even though I took
sips of water while off-camera, and that made me fumble a couple of
lines. But that's OK - I think that everyone understands.
Lots of nice e-mails afterward, like this one:
Mr. Moore,
You were clearly the best candidate on tonight's debates. As a
Lexington resident, I was not even aware of the 8664 issue. I wish
you the best in the primary and hope go all the way to Washington.
Just my luck; another fan who can't vote for me
:-(.
Anyway, I'm glad that that's over.
Follow this link to watch it for yourself on streaming video.
Early Monday, May 8, 2006.
A few phone calls, a couple of e-mails about the
Bluegrass thing. The consensus? Much ado about nothing.
I agree completely; the world, it seems, is full of fools. Too bad
that we have to be reminded of that fact so often.
"Who steals my purse steals trash; 'tis something,
nothing;
'Twas mine, 'tis his, and has been slave to thousands;
But he that filches from me my good name
Robs me of that which not enriches him,
And makes me poor indeed."
- William Shakespeare (Othello).
Later Sunday, May 7, 2006
Wow. I had no idea that human beings could be
so cowardly and so ugly.
Read this thread and you'll see what I mean. How did I manage
to live 49 years without seeing this side of human nature? Call me
lucky, I guess.
My buddy Burrell called, to tell me again that I'm
Thomas Paine. I'm beginning to wonder, though, if I have any
common sense. I tried to talk Burrell into wearing long pants for
the debate tomorrow night, but I don't think that I succeeded.
It's OK. I love Burrell just the way that he is.
Sunday, May 7, 2006
The FEC electronic filing system is the most
poorly-designed, counter-intuitive, dreadfully ponderous piece of
software crap that I have had the displeasure of using in many years.
If I didn't have to prep for debates this weekend, I'd write something
better and submit it to them. I'll bet that our dear government
paid some lucky souls millions of dollars to produce that garbage.
Aaargh! No wonder that I missed the filing deadline. No
matter; I'm well below the $5K cutoff for such filings anyway; I just
wanted to do it for the sake of transparency. Finally got the data
to submit, but somehow my cash on hand total of $309.80 was reset to
$0.00 in the process. Oh, well. I'll fix that later.
Please expect no more entries from me for a few days,
dear reader. As you can see from the schedule, I have four live
debates in four days to prep for, two of them on live TV. When I'm
sufficiently decompressed from all of that, I'll be back to give you my
take on how it all went. Meanwhile, wish me luck?
Saturday, May 6, 2006
Following is a modified excerpt from an aviation
travel-magazine article that I wrote about the Kentucky Derby a few
years back:
There are as many different recipes for mint juleps
as there are people in Kentucky, and everyone will tell you that their
family’s version is the best. They're all wrong, of course, because mine
is simply the best. Of that there can be no doubt. Here's how it's done:
Buy as much mint as you can find. You can’t have too much mint – really.
Set aside a few of the most beautiful bunches. Make a large quantity of
simple syrup by boiling water and adding tons of sugar – use unrefined
sugar if you want to be sophisticated. Remove the boiling sugar water
from its heat source, crush the un-reserved mint sprigs in your hands,
drop them into the sugar water, and stir gently. Put your hands to your
face and inhale for a premonition of things to come.
Allow the mint tea mixture to cool, decant into a suitable sealed
container, and refrigerate overnight. When you’re ready to indulge, put
your best drinking glasses into the freezer for at least twenty minutes.
Any fine vessel will do, but a real Kentuckian always uses a silver
jubilee cup. Fill your cup with shaved, not crushed, ice. Pour a few
fingers of fine, small-batch single-barrel Kentucky Bourbon Whiskey over
the ice, and add your mint tea on top. Don’t worry if some crushed mint
gets into your drink – such pollution is encouraged.
Cover your drink and let it be gently shaken, not stirred. Grab a sprig
of the beautiful mint that you saved, and insert the stem vertically
into the shaved ice so that the mint leaves hang over one side of the
cup. Dust the leaves with powdered sugar.
Now the fun part: Hold your cup, pinky finger extended, so that the
broadest parts of the mint leaves are oriented toward your nostrils.
Inhale as you drink. Repeat: INHALE as you drink.
The fine mint aroma, the smooth texture of the bourbon whiskey, and the
coolness of the shaved ice – All of these sensations will help you to
appreciate what a fine thing that springtime and horseracing in Kentucky
can be.
Friday, May 5, 2006.
Wow, C-Span called. A very nice young lady
named Casey wanted some PR contact info. I told her that I was it.
I'd be happy to designate one of my pro-bono Jimmy Squad members to do
the job, as I know several who are far more capable of rational thought
than I am. But I didn't want to impose on any of them at this
point. I told Casey that this campaign diary had become something
of a phenomenon unto itself. If I go more than a day without
updating it now, I start to get phone calls. One guy even came up
to me in a bar and said, "Hey, what's up with the Blog? You
haven't been updating it!" Frightening concept, I told Casey.
"Yeah," she said. "I've seen a few online campaign diaries, but
not that many. Yours is one of the very few this season. I'm
surprised that more people don't do it." So am I.
Thursday, May 4, 2006.
We ended up not doing much at the Pegasus Parade.
I'm learning that these kinds of gatherings just really don't seem right
for propaganda distribution. When the parade started, I went
upstairs to the offices of a client whose windows overlook Broadway.
When May Jer rolled by on the back seat of a Corvette, I waved and
showed him my t-shirt. He looked at me quizzically. Then he
recognized me (I think :-) and made a motion as if to say - "Didn't know
who you were behind those shades!" I was wearing prescription
sunglasses. I'm not sure that he really knows who I am anyway.
Time to offer special thanks to a very special
friend. You are great, and I am honored to know you.
Tuesday, May 2, 2006.
An air of fatigue and resignation amongst all of us
candidates this evening, dear reader. We were at the Louisville
African American Think Tank, for yet another candidate forum. It
isn't that any of us minded being there; it's just that these events are
piling up and wearing us down. I know of no one who will be sorry
to see May 16th come and go.
After the forum an intense-looking, very pretty young
African-American reporter for WLKY set up a camera for interviews.
We dutifully lined up for our few seconds under the lights. When
it was my turn she asked, "Many people in the African-American Community
feel that their issues are not being addressed - how do you respond to
that?" I tried to tell her that I was there to talk about
recapturing an urban identity for Louisville and that 8664 was an
essential part of that, that I was there to talk about the STAR program
to clean up Rubber Town, but she cut me off. "You didn't answer the
question," she snarled. That caught me by surprise. Just
about then she dropped a pack of candy that one judge candidate has been
cleverly distributing. I bent down impulsively to retrieve it for
her, forgetting that the camera was rolling. I'm sure that that
maneuver looked dorky! I tried to mutter something polite about
connecting with voters, but what I really wanted to say was this: "Well,
lady, I just sat on my butt for two hours |